i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
i dont care about how annoying y’all fuckers think children are if i ever hear about you being needlessly mean or actually hurting a kid ill find you
Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?
Look what I finally finished
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
did you know that if you pretend to shake salt in your mouth you can actually taste salt? try it out!
welcome to 6th grade you’ve just been owned
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on